JAY: Back in ‘68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barber shop, I had this mental picture of the family that, if I was lucky enough, one day, I would end up with. Perfect wife, perfect kids. Guess what? I didn’t get any of that. Wound up with this sorry bunch. And I’m thankful for that every day. Well… most days.
Modern Family 1x24, “Family Portrait”
I remember this :)
Phil: Claire’s a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing, like when it comes to picking a husband.
HALEY: I don’t think I’ll ever feel better. Does this happen every time you drink?
CLAIRE: Yes. Yes, it does.Modern Family 1.23 - “Hawaii”
(via persuade)
Claire: And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?
Phil: Oh, what do they look like?
Claire: Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? …Sweetie, if they don’t fit you, you’re gonna be the only one not wearing white, and then you’re gonna stand out like “Where’s Waldo?”
Phil: Actually, “Where’s Waldo?” doesn’t stand out. He’s super hard to find. That’s the challenge.
Claire: This portrait is incredibly important to me…
Phil: Also, his name is just Waldo.Modern Family 1.24 - “Family Portrait”
(via lizzymaxia : aredhel)
